... the new Trampdance! password is "pantyhose."
Am I running this joke into the ground? The joke that my old apartment is actually a speakeasy? No. I don't think so. I think the sheer ludicrousness of the suggestion warrants much, much more mockery than is being doled out.
So, just so everyone knows, the Trampdance! password is no longer "jellyfish," but is now "pantyhose."