So Giggle Print can get you 250 free business cards, and all you have to pay is shipping and handling.
Of course I had to capitalize on this. I got 250 cards, all just like the following:
Brett A. Bumgarner
So I just write little notes in the middle and leave them places. For example, I saw a poor soul with a parking violation and I wrote, "Sorry about your parking violation. That kind of sucks. kind of." Then I stuck that in his ticket.
"I once lived in someone's closet for a week. At least I tried to ...
These business cards were a good investment. And free! <333" style="font-style: italic;">Survivor. Is that more sexy or sad?"
"You know what? I really liked Muriel's Wedding."
I slipped those cards in unsuspecting people's pockets at a coat rack at a bar. How me can one get? Pretty me, in my case.