An Inventory of My Boredom

So I've moved to the Windy City with big dreams, just on a whim. No job, no friends, just me in the middle of beautiful Tinseltown, with so much I can do.

So what am I doing? Er ... well ... let's look at my Friday:

• Batman Returns
• The Rules of Attraction
• Five episodes of Seinfeld
• Five episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm
• Three episodes of The Office
• One two-hour episode of Northern Exposure
• One episode of Friends
• One episode of Saved by the Bell
• One episode of Sex in the City (shut up)
• One episode of Will & Grace (shut up more)

Okay I don't think I can do this again. I'm walking around acting like Larry David, and believe me, that's no way to make new friends. I even ate five meals. Five. I think I was only hungry for one of them. Only out of boredom did I eat five!

Oh god please I need to think of what to do with my time, all the while not spending much money. And "find a hobby" isn't really advice. Either give me a hobby or a way to find one!