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Tuesday, October 16, 2007

How to Land that Crush

I've discovered the best way to land that crush you've been pining after. All you have to do is isolate them from all the people they like more than or as much as you. Then just make yourself present, and you'll stand out as #1!

Just try and make sure they don't meet new people.
Posted by Brett A. Bumgarner at 12:22 PM

2 comments:

kevin said...

Actually, I think you're supposed to listen to this record.

October 19, 2007 at 11:15 PM
Brett A. Bumgarner said...

hey this is full of good tips ...

October 20, 2007 at 1:01 PM

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