"I think it's difficult to pinpoint the exact point when a fetus becomes a child."Okay, that last one was just a cheap joke waiting to be made, but I really would like that stem cell one.
"You don't need to stop watching TV completely, but you should probably watch a little less."
"I think civil unions aren't a bad compromise for the time being."
"It would be nice to reap the benefits of stem cell research without encountering any ethical quandaries."
For the more adventurous (or equivocating) among you, feel free to submit your own!